Please tell me that pregnancy rage is an actual symptom. I will feel ridiculous if it's not. Seriously, all day, I could have bitten the head off of anyone that crossed me. Example:
I was walking to catch my train, wearing headphones. A guy flags me down. I say "YES?!" in a really snotty voice. You don't disturb me when I am clearly trying to go somewhere and while wearing headphones. He mumbled something incoherent. "I don't understand what you are saying!". Again, in a rude tone. He says "Can I buy a cigarette from you?". Okay dude, look. I don't smoke. Do I look like I smoke? I don't think so. "I don't smoke, GROSS!". Then I proceed to walk away. I am sure he thought I was a snot, but I don't care.
At work, it got no better. I was still angry at people who were annoying me. Thankfully none of them were my friends. I should clarify that if you are my friend or a family member, chances are, you won't see the rage. Psycho pregnant chick will probably only come out if you say something that irritates me. Which is most things these days.
So, I am going to a baby shower tonight. Lord, I pray that the rage doesn't come out. Lord, please make the rage go away. I am afraid I am going to end up on the news.
Thank you, Amen.