You know what I want right now more than anything? More than morning sickness or not having to get up in the middle of the night to pee?
I want a good poop. Not a tiny little squirt or half-solid one. I want a poop where you feel satisfied afterwards. One where you feel like you lost a couple pounds.
I haven't had a decent one in weeks. I will either have borderline diarrhea or nothing at all.
Isn't pregnancy lovely?